I was just going to throw my vote away, anyway
Guess who won’t be voting in the Canadian election today!? That would be me. Considering I’m currently in Chicago and all. I feel very irresponsible, and I’m going to feel like a sham when I complain...
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Wait, what?
“Canada’s New Government”? Blah blah blah, some shit about some scientist or whatever. This is too stupid to even comment on. I’m guessing that everyone else agrees, since there are only 300-some...
View ArticleIn honour of Independence Day
I will do the opposite of what I usually do, and list ways that America is better than Canada (but I still won’t spell “honour” without a u): Butter comes in easy-to-measure “sticks” instead of one big...
View ArticleWait a second…
So, Americans don’t know what pencil crayons are? This blows my mind. So, what the fuck do they call them? I’d ask Sean, but he’s sleeping. Bah. I can’t believe I haven’t talked about pencil crayons...
View ArticleHydro bill != water bill
I was just talking to someone about my hydro bill. I managed to correct that one before getting asked what the hell a hydro bill is, but it inspired me to add to my list of Canadianisms I use that...
View ArticleSoooooo tired
I think the last time I got a full night’s sleep was… uh… I can’t remember. I just got back from Toronto. This time, the train ride back home was TWICE as long as my flight. I’d take a nap, but as my...
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